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BEWAJAY
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Welcome to 24/7 Comedy Comedians

Post by BEWAJAY on Tue Sep 27, 2016 3:29 am

So today I was bored, so wen I saw an ant, i put a bit of sugar in front of it....It played around with the sugar and hit the road, I assume to tell its friends abt the sugar. So I waited til it came back with the others, then I removed the sugar so its friends would call it a liar




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Post by Game on Wed Sep 28, 2016 7:49 pm

Yo momma is so fat when she
got on the scale it said, "I need
your weight not your phone
number."

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Post by Game on Wed Sep 28, 2016 7:51 pm

A mother is in the kitchen
making dinner for her family
when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies
come from?” The mother thinks
for a few seconds and says,
“Well dear, Mommy and Daddy
fall in love and get married.
One night they go into their
bedroom, they kiss and hug,
and have s******.” The daughter
looks puzzled so the mother
continues, “That means the
daddy puts his penis in the
mommy’s vagina. That’s how
you get a baby, honey.” The
child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night
when I came into your room
you had daddy’s penis in your
mouth. What do you get when
you do that?” “Jewelry, my
dear. Jewelry.”

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Post by Game on Wed Sep 28, 2016 7:53 pm

Yo mamma is so ugly when she
tried to join an ugly contest
they said, "Sorry, no
professionals."

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Post by Game on Wed Sep 28, 2016 7:56 pm

After picking her son up from
school one day, the mother
asks him what he did at
school. The kid replies, "I had
s****** with my teacher." She gets
so mad that when they get
home, she orders him to go
straight to his room. When the
father returns home that
evening, the mother angrily
tells him the news of what
their son had done. As the
father hears the news, a huge
grin spreads across his face.
He walks to his son's room
and asks him what happened
at school, the son tells him, "I
had s****** with my teacher." The
father tells the boy that he is
so proud of him, and he is
going to reward him with the
bike he has been asking for.
On the way to the store, the
dad asks his son if he would
like to ride his new bike home.
His son responds, "No thanks
Dad, my butt still hurts."

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Post by Game on Wed Sep 28, 2016 7:59 pm

A teacher asked her students
to use the word "beans" in a
sentence. "My father grows
beans," said one girl. "My
mother cooks beans," said a
boy. A third student spoke up,
"We are all human beans."

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Post by Game_wizard on Wed Sep 28, 2016 8:16 pm

A science teacher tells his
class, "Oxygen is a must for
breathing and life. It was
discovered in 1773." A blonde
student responds, "Thank God
I was born after 1773!
Otherwise I would have died
without it."

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Post by Game_wizard on Wed Sep 28, 2016 8:18 pm

A teacher wanted to teach her
students about self-esteem, so
she asked anyone who
thought they were stupid to
stand up. One kid stood up
and the teacher was
surprised. She didn’t think
anyone would stand up so she
asked him, “Why did you
stand up?” He answered, “I
didn’t want to leave you
standing up by yourself.”

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